Can a USB really be used to halt alien invasion?

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Can a USB really be used to halt alien invasion?

Post by TheShadowman on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:00 pm

So. COULD a USB truthfully be used to prevent an impending alien invasion? Don’t be ridiculous. That’d mean we’d have to actually give the writers of Independence Day credit for something other than blowing things up. Besides that, USB’s are too universally compatible. No, the way to do it is Floppy Disks. Why else do you think we don’t use them anymore? They’re hoarding them all to use as weapons against the alien masses gathering at the fringes of the galaxy. Insert a couple of those and every alien drive this side of the milky way crashes. They tested it on the ships in Area 51… and even if that weren’t the case… the aliens would probably just be so confused by the existence of the things, that upon invading, they’d crash into the nearest mountain.

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Post by Anon on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:01 pm

Good work as always Shadowman. It just so happens I have several of these floppy disks stored away in a secret location just in case they were ever needed in the future. Dig deeper, we want more.

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Post by agent51 on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:03 pm

Floppy Disk are very confusing. Interesting idea my colleagues are intrigued.

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Post by K on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:04 pm

Oh, for. Aliens are a myth.  You can’t possibly believe we’re one of the youngest species in the universe and yet none of the others have come up with a Stargate or Mass Effect Core or whatever other cockamamie sci-fi bull**** writers are cramming into their stories these days to make a quick buck.  How would we not have made contact by now?

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Post by agent51 on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:05 pm

ALIENS ARE REAL! I was an agent inside Area 51 they dissected hundreds of the little grey buggers. The human race is begging to be invaded, probed, and dissected. By all means continue to live in your INGNORANT BLISS!

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Post by K on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:05 pm

You were an agent of Area 51.  The Area 51 that was declassified and revealed to have nothing to do with aliens.  Ok.

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Post by gamer17 on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:08 pm

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Post by trollolololol on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:09 pm

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Post by trollolololol on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:09 pm

WHY HASN’T THIS GUY’S POST BEEN DELETED YET? WTF, this is BS, man! It’s obviously this is a FKN 12 year old, I’m fricking older than this piece of shyte!

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Post by TheShadowman on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:11 pm

By a whole two minutes, I take it. Seriously, though, he’s at least voicing his… he’s… why IS this guy allowed to stick around?

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Post by Redneckjournalist on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:12 pm

Because gamer17 is so much fun to interact with.

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Post by TheShadowman on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:14 pm

I suppose it takes a special kind of ignorant to be this entertaining.

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Post by gamer17 on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:16 pm

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Re: Can a USB really be used to halt alien invasion?

Post by TheShadowman on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:21 pm

All right, I think it’s about time for the children to go to bed and sense to reassert itself.

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Post by Redneckjournalist on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:22 pm

I just got me some popcorn.

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Post by seekerofthetruth on Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:38 pm

yes floppy disk are the best i use them often.

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Re: Can a USB really be used to halt alien invasion?

Post by Chilluminati on Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:21 pm

Hey, this is probably a no-brainer, guys, but you all have been keeping your floppy disks wrapped tightly in aluminum foil, right? If not, your data may already have been compromised by aliens....
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