Can a USB really be used to halt alien invasion?
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Can a USB really be used to halt alien invasion?
So. COULD a USB truthfully be used to prevent an impending alien invasion? Don’t be ridiculous. That’d mean we’d have to actually give the writers of Independence Day credit for something other than blowing things up. Besides that, USB’s are too universally compatible. No, the way to do it is Floppy Disks. Why else do you think we don’t use them anymore? They’re hoarding them all to use as weapons against the alien masses gathering at the fringes of the galaxy. Insert a couple of those and every alien drive this side of the milky way crashes. They tested it on the ships in Area 51… and even if that weren’t the case… the aliens would probably just be so confused by the existence of the things, that upon invading, they’d crash into the nearest mountain.
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Good work as always Shadowman. It just so happens I have several of these floppy disks stored away in a secret location just in case they were ever needed in the future. Dig deeper, we want more.
Anon- Posts : 12
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Floppy Disk are very confusing. Interesting idea my colleagues are intrigued.
agent51- Posts : 6
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Oh, for. Aliens are a myth. You can’t possibly believe we’re one of the youngest species in the universe and yet none of the others have come up with a Stargate or Mass Effect Core or whatever other cockamamie sci-fi bull**** writers are cramming into their stories these days to make a quick buck. How would we not have made contact by now?
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ALIENS ARE REAL! I was an agent inside Area 51 they dissected hundreds of the little grey buggers. The human race is begging to be invaded, probed, and dissected. By all means continue to live in your INGNORANT BLISS!
agent51- Posts : 6
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You were an agent of Area 51. The Area 51 that was declassified and revealed to have nothing to do with aliens. Ok.
K- Posts : 6
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GR8 B8 M8 8/8 U FKN WOT 1V1 ME MATE GIT REKT ALINS ARNT RELAZ BIATCH USUX ASS GIT UR SHIET TOGEDER THERS NO WAY UR JUST MAKIN SUTFF UP
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trollolololol- Posts : 10
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WHY HASN’T THIS GUY’S POST BEEN DELETED YET? WTF, this is BS, man! It’s obviously this is a FKN 12 year old, I’m fricking older than this piece of shyte!
trollolololol- Posts : 10
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By a whole two minutes, I take it. Seriously, though, he’s at least voicing his… he’s… why IS this guy allowed to stick around?
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Because gamer17 is so much fun to interact with.
Redneckjournalist- Posts : 9
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I suppose it takes a special kind of ignorant to be this entertaining.
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trollolololol- Posts : 10
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TROLLOLOL U FKN WOT M8 1V1 ME MATE GIT REKT BIATCH ALINS PROBABLE TOOK UR ASS N PUT A PROBE UP YO ASS
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trollolololol- Posts : 10
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All right, I think it’s about time for the children to go to bed and sense to reassert itself.
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I just got me some popcorn.
Redneckjournalist- Posts : 9
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Hey, this is probably a no-brainer, guys, but you all have been keeping your floppy disks wrapped tightly in aluminum foil, right? If not, your data may already have been compromised by aliens....
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